She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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