And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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