I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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