For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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