The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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