I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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