No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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