Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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