was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I have fence marks all over my body
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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