I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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