I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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