Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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