she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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