so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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