Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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