your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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