one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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