Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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