Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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