i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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