you mean i was at the winter classic?
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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