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(269): View more from Michigan

Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here

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(586): View more from Michigan

No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.

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(626): View more from California

Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.

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(613): View more from Ontario

you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved

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(818): View more from California

i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign

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(512): View more from Texas

Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine

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(416): View more from Toronto

feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?

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You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.

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