I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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