Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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