scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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