So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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