So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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