MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
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