just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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