i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
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