Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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