we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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