The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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