But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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