so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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