Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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