I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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