before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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