HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I could have mohawked her pubes.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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