So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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