I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Please don't give away my fajitas
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