seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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