id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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