Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
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