Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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