I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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