That's when you crack a 10am beer
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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