So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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