dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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