My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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