I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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