A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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