I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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